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Rocket Raccoon ([personal profile] rocketraccoon) wrote in [community profile] usir 2019-05-20 07:52 pm (UTC)

I never joke. I'm probably the most serious raccoon you've ever met. [Rocket's response is both dry and amused as he props the window open, already pulling himself up and over the ledge to stand on the roof.]

Don't worry. I'll be right there to catch you when you fall. [He absolutely will not and he snickers at the thought, proving his never joking remark to be a bandit faced lie. But he does wait outside the window to give Strange a pointed look.]

If you want to try going out the front, be my guest. I'm sure they'll stop just long enough for you to slip by without getting dragged into the ruckus. [You want to take your chances in the mosh pit, Strange?]

We're only on the second floor. Even if you fell, at this height you'd only break a bone or two.

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